My Load shedding of the ass....

I'm on a freaking "adventure" to loose 5kg in less than 3 weeks... Bought a really expensive outfit for a friends formal wedding but the top part is to tight and they did not have a bigger size, so..... I came up with the very clever idea of buying the outfit and trying to loose a bit around the boobs..

Yesterday was the first day and to say the least i was starving, fell asleep with a growling tummy and a hell of a headache. Only thing I'm eating at this stage is 2 weetbix with water and no sugar, fresh fruit and veg as much as i want, and 4 provitas, water and greentea. NOTHING else. No sugar, no starch, no butter, no cooldrinks, no meat....NOTHING!!

I know i know crash diets don't work but i just need to fit into this outfit in time for the wedding...

I coped very well and the only thing bothering me last night was the fact that i could not indulge in a flipping beer!!! Now you must understand overall i eat very healthy but i enjoy chocolate and my beer / wine. So those two things are getting me down.

Today was day two and things went ok. Decided to eat a couple of extra carrot sticks and have a huge green salad for lunch. Not feeling hungry at all but the craving for meat is coming... Skipping supper is a brilliant thing with my body, descent breakfast, good lunch, two in between snax and no supper!!

The dreadful headache of yesterday has left most of my brain... however my eyes are killing me this afternoon. (Is this gay man I'm working with hitting on our new staff member? WTF?)

Holy shit its late i have to run....chat soon...